Cats, Ocassional Coffee and half a Cigarette
Cats, Ocassional Coffee and half a Cigarette

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole
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musicjubilee:

Sweet As Whole - Sara Bareilles 

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god