my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Cat Is First Thing Man Sees Upon Waking Up from Coma
“I’ll tell you, it was a little disconcerting,” says Thom Aaronson, who woke up from a coma early Monday morning to the sight of his cat Sasha, hovering close to his face. ”It’s nice to know she cares so much, I guess, but I mean, give a guy some room, you know?”
“She never left his side,” according to a nurse close to the situation. “Day and night, she was always staring right at his face. Once he woke up, though, she sort of lost interest and went to sit in a window.”
Via Raoul Pop.
Oh good, you finally woke up. Now feed me.
- wicked hella music
- it made me cry more than once
- "we are groot"
- the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
- basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
- tiny dancing groot
- it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
- there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
- just groot in general
Reasons why I’m angry I haven’t seen it yet
Favorite movies of all time: Dead Poets Society (1989)
In my class, you will learn to think for yourselves again. You will learn to savor words and languages. No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.